Two things inspired this:

• A few months ago, I had the misfortune of trying to get a Tassimo coffee machine to work;
• Banging my head off the very finicky JavaScript package managers npm and yarn.

So, here’s the fictional instructions for a tea machine developed by a dwarf-owned firm, meant to be performed by one person. I’m considering a larger piece around this needlessly complicated process.

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